'98 Homosexual-Recruitment Drive Nearing Goal

This is about as old as it gets (1998 for crying out loud) but still funny as hell. Read it!

"When I was a family man, I constantly had to worry about things like taking the kids to Little League practice, paying for their braces, and remembering my wife's birthday. But now that I'm gay, I'm finally free to focus all my energy on having non-stop, mind-blowing anal sex."

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