Thursday, May 31, 2007

'98 Homosexual-Recruitment Drive Nearing Goal

This is about as old as it gets (1998 for crying out loud) but still funny as hell. Read it!

"When I was a family man, I constantly had to worry about things like taking the kids to Little League practice, paying for their braces, and remembering my wife's birthday. But now that I'm gay, I'm finally free to focus all my energy on having non-stop, mind-blowing anal sex."

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David Hyde Pierce: Sorta kinda out?

AfterElton Reports that David Hyde Pierce is officially out.

The site claims that the guy who played Niles for a billion years on Frasier has finally come out. I guess?! He didn't really come out. His publicist "confirmed" that he's got a life partner. Mr. Pierce, as far as I can tell, has not released a personal statement.

Well, David, apparently everyone in Hollywood knows you are gay. Of course, everyone in Hollywood knows everyone in Hollywood is gay, but that's another story for another day.

A publicist for David Hyde Pierce yesterday confirmed for AfterElton.com that Pierce is gay and in a long term relationship with Brian Hargrove, a writer/producer/director in Hollywood. Speculation had long swirled around the actor who found fame playing Niles Crane for twelve years on the long running sitcom Frasier.

Pierce had frequently been asked about his private life, but always declined to discuss it. In an interview in the fall of 1993, a reporter for Emmy Magazine asked Pierce about the issue and was told, "Basically, I don't talk about my personal life." That was the stance he continued to adhere to over the years.

Photograph by : TVtropolis.

Anyway, good for him. Another gay actor admits he's gay. Now all we have to do is convince the other 4,999,994 to come out.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Kitty!

Kitty!


Most cats do not like getting wet - as anyone who has tried to bathe a moggie will know.

But as these pictures show, there's always the exception to the rule. For the cat in question is a large male white Bengal tiger called Odin.

Six years old, and at the prime of his life, Odin lives at the Six Flags Discovery Kingdom Zoo in Vallejo, near San Francisco. He is about 10ft long from nose to tail, and is an excellent swimmer.

(photo by Westley Hargrave)

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Gay Flamingos Adopt Abandoned Chick in Britain

This is so cute. There are also Gay Penguins (Roy and Silo) in New York City, but they haven't chosen to adopt yet. Originally from Towleroad:

LONDON (AFP) - A pair of gay flamingos have adopted an abandoned chick, becoming parents after being together for six years, a British conservation organisation said Monday.

Carlos and Fernando had been desperate to start a family, even chasing other flamingos from their nests to take over their eggs at the Wildfowl and Wetlands Trust (WWT) in Slimbridge near Bristol.



When you're talking about birds and the "nesting" instinct, it takes a little bit more than gender identity to overcome mother nature! What would Jerry Fallwell say about this?

Friday, May 18, 2007

Gay British Couple Plan Wedding on UK's Big Brother

This cute couple of comedians from Britain is claiming that they're going to get married on UK's Big Brother. If it's not a total prank, that would be cute and cool. From Towleroad:

James Joell and Stephen Ireland, a gay comedy duo and couple from Eastleigh, England say they've been added as housemates for the next edition of the UK's Big Brother. Friends of the couple say they plan to marry on the show, which starts May 30th.

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The show's producers are remaining silent on the couple's inclusion, saying housemates are only confirmed when they pull up to the house in their cars on the program.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

When Leading Men Prefer Men

Apparently all those hundreds of gay leading men in Hollywood movies aren't really gay. They just like getting their butts rubbed by large penises for therapeutic reasons.

People in dark movie theaters will believe just about anything. A boy magically becoming "Big" overnight, the Terminator recast as a pregnant woman…and "Bennifer" in an unconventional romantic comedy. Okay, that last one didn't quite work out, but at least Hollywood took a shot.

But some people say that one thing Hollywood, and audiences, won't believe in, is an openly gay actor playing a leading man.

Yeah, Hollywood. Gay town. Seriously. Try visiting there sometime. Actors. Gay. Gay gay gay. Gay. Gay. Okay. Maybe Jack Nicholson really likes women. But the rest are gay.

Roosevelt prom queen a transgender pioneer

This is interesting news from the Fresno Bee.

The silver tiara matched his silver stilettos when Johnny Vera was named prom queen Saturday night at Roosevelt High School.

He's the first transgender prom queen in Fresno -- and possibly anywhere.

Vera's win probably didn't surprise anyone who had seen the prom queen candidates' speeches Friday in the quad during lunch. Vera, effeminate and towering in heels, had wrapped his manicured nails around the microphone.

Photo: Mark Crosse / The Fresno Bee

Sexual orientation questions keep Roommates.com from Safe Harbor berth

From Ars Technica :

Roommates.com found itself on the wrong end of a judicial ruling yesterday as the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals found that asking questions about applicants' gender and sexual orientation removed the site's Safe Harbor protection under the Communications Decency Act.

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So much for the question portion of the Roommates.com sign-up process. But there's also a free-form answer area at the end of the questions in which users can post anything that they want. The Judge notes in a series of footnotes that past responses have included, "The female we are looking for hopefully wont [sic] mind having a little sexual incounter [sic] with my boyfriend and I [very sic]" and "I am looking for asian/spanish persons to share the apartment." Some of the qualifications that appear in this section might also violate the Fair Housing Act, but the Court found that Roommates.com was not responsible for responses left on an open-ended form (one judge dissented from this part of the ruling).

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Some Gay New Yorkers Gain in Ruling on Marriages

This originally came from gay news blog. It's midnite, bedtime. I'm not going to dissect this article and what I believe are the legal ramifications. First of all, I'm not a supreme expert, and second I'm tired and cranky. However, I think it deserves mention because these legally married New York Gay people have literally thrown a big rock at the glass wall of DOMA and other legal rulings barring gay marriage, causing a big legal crack which can be taken advantage of.

BOSTON, May 15 — A little-noticed resolution to a case involving same-sex couples from New York will allow dozens of them to be considered legally married in Massachusetts, and apparently in their home state as well.

Okay, so what the hell am I talking about? Right? I said I wasn't going to analyze this.

How does policy change happen in the US? 1) The big 3: legislature, executive and judiciary. 2) Elections (direct, referendum). 3) Loopholes.

A little bit shocked by that "loopholes" statement, aren't you? I can't get into the specifics because I don't have all the research, and like I said I'm a little bit tired. But basically when all the marriage laws were written, nobody on "god's green earth" would ever have believed that two men would ever try to get married. It was just a basic assumption. Hell, we homos were illegal in most states until the Supreme Court ruling in 2003. To most, it would have been like saying a 59 year old man could marry his 5 year old niece. Well, times have changed, and the 21st century has seen nearly every state in the union try to stop gay marriage -- they're all scrambling to write laws and to get judges and voters on their side.

Well, this case, which is detailed in this New York Times article, is not outright saying that the wall is coming down, but it was based on a legal loophole and it will, in time, I fully believe, provide a legal loophole that will allow gay marriage in all 50 states.

How, you ask? Oh, shit, I said I was tired and I don't want to analyze this. Well, let me summarize it. The court made its ruling and said specifically that the people in New York who went to Massachusetts to get married could remain legally married in their home state of New York but only if they got their marriage licenses between the period of time when Massachusetts began allowing gay marriage and the ruling of the appeals court decided that such marriages were not transferable outside of Massachusetts.

Stay with me. I'm tired.

New York does not have a legal ban on gay marriage. The New York Appeals Court decided that gay marriage is not a legal right in their state, however, there is no specific ban or right granted, which means the door is open. Someone either has to shut the door or blow it open. But this ruling, barely picked up in the media (even the gay media), I believe, will swing the door wide open.

Those marriages are also expected to be considered legal in New York. John Milgrim, a spokesman for the office of that state’s attorney general, said, “Since 2004 it has been the position of the attorney general’s office that New York law presumptively requires the recognition of marriages validly performed in other jurisdictions.”

So a few gay people got marriage licenses in Massachusetts, they're from New York, and their marriages are legal in both states? Correct me if I'm wrong, but if those licenses are legal in New York state, then what about the gay people from ... Oh, I dunno, Nebraska who got married in Massachusetts? Nebraska has an actual law banning gay marriage.

Well who cares, right? Nebraska is a state, it has rights, it can ban homos if it wants to.

That is open to interpretation by the judicial system. So what happens when a couple who got married between these two "dates" sues the state of Nebraska because their marriage licenses are legal? Well, I think a Federal circuit court picks up the case, reviews the Massachusetts findings, then checks the DOMA (Defense of Marriage Act). It rules against the gay couple, because of DOMA. The couples appeal on the grounds that the Full Faith and Credit clause of the Constitution is violated by DOMA. Appeals, rulings, appeals, rulings. At some point, the case reaches the US Supreme Court. The Supreme Court seriously looks at DOMA (as it has declined to do in the past) and rules that yes, indeed, Congress did overstep its authority and rules it as unconsitutional.

This is why it's so important for the right wing to pass a Constitutional Amendment (it'll never happen, IMHO). They know the only way they can possible make DOMA hold up is if the US Supreme Court cannot test its constitutionality. The only way the US Supreme court cannot test its constitutionality is if it is consitutional, meaning an amendment!

Okay, so I wasn't going to analyze, and I did it anyway. Sorry. I'm not a lawyer, this is basically opinion. But mark my words, the whole house of cards is going to come crumbling down because of this one ruling. Remember, folks, gay marriage is not a moral issue, it's a civil and social issue. Don't let anybody tell you that you don't have the right to love. You can buy porn, cigarettes, alcohol -- you can enter into legal contracts which have the effect of marriage -- you can work, you can pay taxes -- you can have sex with any consenting adult. The right wingers like to group gay marriage in with "polygamy" and other such nonsense. Polygamy is a one state (more or less) issue. Gay people are a 50 state issue. We live everywhere. We are a countable, predicable ratio in every population. It's not an aberration. Gay people are normal -- every walk of life, every job sector, every career path, every school, every business, every office, every profession, every race, color, creed, religion, background, nation of origin -- you name it we are there. They cannot deny us, and they cannot kill us or beat us or oppress us with "morality" any longer. The Supreme Court already decided the morality issue in our bedrooms, now what about the wedding chapels? Get god out of government. Really. Not just kinda. All the fucking way. Thanks!

End of soap box. Back to ... Not analyzing? Mark my words, the wall will come crumbling down because of this ruling.

Rev. Jerry Falwell, leader of the Moral Majority DANGEROUS RIGHT WING NUT JOB, Dead at 74. Rest in peace ROT QUICKLY.

It's about fucking time. Goodbye, you old son of a bitch. I'll be dancing on your grave come morning. So will millions of gay people, black people, women ... oh hell, even Larry Flint's going to learn to walk just so he can walk all over your grave. Hope the worms get you quickly!

College to Lacrosse coach: You're gone b/c you stink not b/c you're gay

The openly gay coach of the Missouri men's lacrosse team was told his contract will not be renewed after nine seasons. Team leaders said Kyle Hawkins was dismissed because of his job performance, not his sexual orientation.

Yeah. Right.

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Tennessee High School Suspends Students for Silent Protest

ACLU Gives Tennessee High School an F in Civics for Censoring Gay and Gay-Supportive Students Demands School Apologize and Promise Not to Censor in the Future... Jonesborough, TN-- After a high school principal suspended a student for participating in a silent demonstration to raise awareness about anti-gay violence, the American Civil Liberties...

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Groundbreaking S.Korean gay film opens festival

I'd like to see this.

“No Regret” is an independent South Korean gay feature film created in 2006, by the country´s first openly gay filmmaker.

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Extremists crusade against Oregon Gay equality

Don't these people have better things to do, like say, having sex with their farm animals or something?

Two Oregon bills that recognize same-sex domestic unions and a law banning discrimination against LGBT people in employment, housing and public accommodations is under fire from the American Taliban.

What exactly is the American Taliban? I think they're referring to Focus on the Family or something like that. It's unclear to me.

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Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Little Britain featuring Matt Lucas

Have you ever seen the British Comedy Little Britain? It's hilarious.



Well, score one for homos and chubs/cubs/bears alike. Matt Lucas is openly gay. Yay for the only gay in the village!

Phoenix Pride 2007 Photos

Here are my photos from my trip to Phoenix Pride 2007 (April 12th, 13th, 14th, 15th).

My Favorite Photos from Phoenix Pride 2007 (Flash based)

2007.04.14 Phoenix Pride - Parade and Festival
2007.04.14 Phoenix Pride - Road Trip and Hotel

Saturday, May 5, 2007

Mass. gay marriage advocates look for national help (The Standard-Times)

Icky.

BOSTON — Proponents of gay marriage and state Democratic leaders are lobbying the national party in an effort to get a handful of state legislators to change position and vote to kill a proposed state constitutional amendment banning same-sex...

Poland: Ban of Warsaw Gay Pride in 2005 Violated Euro Human Rights – Court Rules (Gay Wired)

Score! From GayWired.com, the EU smacks down Poland's homophobic president:

The then Mayor of Warsaw, Lech Kaczynski , who is now President of Poland, violated three Articles of the European Convention of Human Rights when he banned Warsaw Gay Pride in 2005, the European Court of Human Rights ruled Thursday morning.

Thursday, May 3, 2007

Oregon Approves Sweeping Domestic Partnership Benefits

From Towleroad:

The Oregon Senate on Tuesday gave final legislative approval to House Bill 2007, which will give same-sex couples in the state all the benefits of marriage via domestic partnerships. The Oregon House passed the bill in mid-April. It will now go to Governor Ted Kulongoski for his signature.

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

A Naked Jack Osborne


I was just tooling around the internet, waiting for my last screenwriting class of the year to begin, when suddenly the name "Jack Osbourne" popped up. Don't ask where or how because I'm not about to check my history on this one. However, I started doing searches for the hairy little satyr, and voila, Jack Osborne, Naked.

When you visit the site, just ignore the bitchy, anorexic, hand-me-a-cheeseburger-before-I-faint whore who write that site. Just admire the photo.

Does anyone remember the episode of The Osbournes where Jack gets naked and runs around the house? Yeah, well, he was probably underaged at the time, but since everything was blurred out it was all good and safe. Still, I got a stiffy, which I can't normally say for 17 year olds. But Jack, my friend, you are 22 now! My digits are....

Why can't gay dwarves get married in Middle-earth?

This is funny and sad at the same time. The "same sex marriage debate" hits MMORPGs. Sigh.

Rockwood posted the survey online and got responses from almost 10,000 people. Two-thirds of the respondents -- gay, straight and bisexual gamers -- said they felt the gaming community was either somewhat hostile or very hostile toward gay people.

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Gay Virus Discovered!

More comedy, satire. Fun-e!

A tiny pathogen was discovered at MIT that causes people to be gay.

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Telecom New Zealand tells woman her name Gay is "inappropriate"

Okay, so this really happened? But it's funny anyway.

A woman's email to Telecom New Zealand's help-desk was rejected because the company's filter system found her name, Gay, "inappropriate for business-like communication," a newspaper reported on Sunday.

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Smoking ban gets governor's approval

Of course this is old news. However, I'm really happy about it. I will be much more likely to visit bars once this smoking ban goes into effect.

The smoke in New Mexico bars and restaurants will soon fade into oblivion under a statewide smoking ban signed this morning by Gov. Bill Richardson.

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The measure prohibits smoking in all workplaces across the state, including bars and restaurants. It takes effect June 15. Individuals violating the ban would face a $100 fine for a first violation.

Rates of Non-Theism around the World

This is a study abstract, not an article. Beware, lots of stats ahead.

"25% of those in Australia do not believe in God...as many as 44% of those in Britain...44% in France...64% in Sweden...48% in Denmark...24% in Russia...31% Norway...28% in Finland...42% in the Netherlands...18% in Austria...34% in Bulgaria...61% in the Czech Republic...35% in Slovenia...32% in Hungary...49% in Estonia......6% in the United States"

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