Monday, November 10, 2008

Lazy Soap Day

So this morning I was too lazy to actually leave the shower, go to the cabinet and get a new bar of soap. Instead, I used an old bar of SafeGuard that mom had left behind. Normally, I'm very soap-conscious, but today I just felt lazy.

Well. That was a mistake.

When I got to my office this morning I took off my jacket. Much to my chagrin, I smell like a urinal cake.

Why, oh why, would anyone design soap that smells like urinal cake?

2 comments:

D said...

What's up these days?

Keith Alexander said...

Oh the usual. School, teaching. Moving. Stuff like that.